Crotch Quote by David Wong

“Everything hurts and I want to punch someone!”

— Kirsty Elements

“You kind of lose the right to bitch someone out when you’re no longer slapping groins.”

— Kimberly Spencer

“What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I…

— Tad Williams

“Screw the punch; you want a knock-out, don’t you?”

— Teresa Denys

“There's no way that you're real,” she murmured to his crotch.”

— Rose Wynters

“Let me get this straight.Your lunchroom speech went a little something like this." I put my hands out on front of me like I…

— Jennifer Echols

“I might PUNCH you instead and trust that you won’t punch me back because of my endearing smallness. It would be like punching a…

— Laini Taylor

“I’ll grab my crotch at you. It’s a greeting, like hello, only more provocative and inviting.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Jesus Christ, Tate, you’re staring at his damn crotch!”

— Colleen Hoover

“My bum had fallen off. “Seriously!”

— Ira Phillips

“How dare he have such a stinky crotch.”

— Elle Casey

“I tried to beat the crap out of someone's fist with my face”

— John Corwin