Quote by Ira Phillips

“You bums… you bums”,”

— Sanjeev Selvarajah

“Bums are called bums because they sit on their ass all day.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I went back outside and manually released my butt cheeks.”

— Tina Fey

“Crotch-punchingly real!”

— David Wong

“THIS is why I'm single―I'm fat, I'm funny and I won't take it up the bum.”

— Rae Earl

“Like the bumblebee, no one told me that I couldn't, so I did!”

— Lynne Marie

“I was disappearing. It was as if I stripped myself away in that darkened bedroom on a spring afternoon, and when I was finished…

— Kevin Powers

“I’m pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch.”

— H.J. Bellus

“my butt cheeks had frozen into two big chunks of ice.”

— Rachel Renée Russell

“My clutch and wrap had fallen to the floor because both my arms were around his neck, my body was plastered to his, one…

— Kristen Ashley

“The condom broke!”

— Carey Anderson

“My uncle just dropped in to see me, but his parachute didn't open up. So now we're waiting on the ambulance to come pick…

— Jarod Kintz