Quote by Sanjeev Selvarajah

“Bums are called bums because they sit on their ass all day.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My bum had fallen off. “Seriously!”

— Ira Phillips

“Like the bumblebee, no one told me that I couldn't, so I did!”

— Lynne Marie

“Fe fi fo fum, I'll put you on your bum!”

— Dave Franklin

“Oh, go sting the BumbleBee.”

— Molly Harper

“granny-humping butt sucker!”

— Annie Nicholas

“NOT MY BUTT!!!!”

— ZAch lilly

“Sucks to your ass-mar!”

— William Golding

“Jokes about butts WORKED.”

— Drew Magary

“(Samson is talking to a bum on the street.) "A guy stops near here every morning with a truck-picks up guys to do yard…

— Christopher Moore

“THIS is why I'm single―I'm fat, I'm funny and I won't take it up the bum.”

— Rae Earl

“I hate this stinking little butt crack of a town!”

— Scott Heim