Cats Quote by Jarod Kintz

“What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds like my wife in bed.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Cats are like mushrooms, only you'll rarely ever hear me scream, "Get off my pizza!" to a pack of mushrooms.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.”

— Jarod Kintz

You have learned enough to see that cats are much like you and me.

— T. S. Eliot

“Stray cats are like two-timing men. He got tired of you and took off. He doesn't find anyone new? He'll come slinking back. By…

— Kelley Armstrong

Cats are too independent. They piss me off. They play when they want, and then they turn their back on you. Dogs, you throw…

— Denzel Washington

I don't jump on celebrities any more and kiss them, we're in a different age. I just like a cuddle.

— Alison Hammond

“Maybe it’s our bodies’ way of telling us we were meant to be. Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.”

— Lauren Barnholdt

Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they…

— Dave Attell

Here's to the kids who like to cuddle.

— Anonymous

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

— Anonymous

“Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.”

— Lauren Barnholdt