Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Of course cats [can see ghosts]. As far as I can tell, all cats. But they aren't terribly impressed with the fact that we're…

— Jim Butcher

“Once you go dead, there's no one better in bed!" ~ Cat”

— Jeaniene Frost

“there’s a cat in a box somewhere who’s alive and dead at the same time (although if they don’t ever open the box to…

— Neil Gaiman

“As far as I can tell, all cats [can see ghosts.] But they aren't terribly impressed with the fact that we're dead and still…

— Jim Butcher

“Cats are living, breathing blankets. But a blanket, no matter how furry, cannot be used like a purrless cat.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Maybe this was why people filled their house with stinking cats, so they didn't notice that they were alone, so they wouldn't die without…

— Kate Atkinson

“Schrödinger’s cat was a Siamese cat, must have been, because if it’s at once alive and dead, it’s a zombie, and the only zombie…

— Jarod Kintz

“A cat is friendly in a hollow sort of way, like the way a prostitute is friendly.”

— Jonathan-David Jackson

“Cats may have nine lives, but pigs . . . don't . . . give . . . up.”

— Chris Kurtz

“Zombies are the walking dead, only it isn't their bodies that have died but their hearts, their souls. I know they exist because I…

— Cindy Bennett

“Cats have nine lives. Sons do not. There were times when I worried. Worried a lot.”

— Ken Cruickshank