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“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My cat’s still…

— Robert Dugoni

“Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one.”

— Anonymous

“Oh, and he loves cats. Like, crazy stupid loves them.” “I fucking hate cats.” “I used to too. You won’t for long.”

— Heidi Cullinan

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and…

— Elle Newmark

“Remember those dudes catcalling on the street? They have literally become cats (there is always room for more cats).”

— Alexandra Brodsky

“Even in the Dreamtime, cats do what they damn well please.”

— Vicki Keire

“I fount cat puke on my pillow this morning. I don't own a cat.”

— Nicole Amakan

“I always imagined that cats were the Paris Hiltons of the pet world: They didn't quite deserve all the attention but they got it…

— Sarah Andersen

“Brother, if you feed the cats, they'll keep coming back. Please. I beg you. Stop.”

— Nely Cab

“All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.”

— Robin Hobb

“Cats are snooty. When you come home, even after a long day at work, there’s a good chance your cat will look up at…

— George Takei

“Having a bunch of cats around is good. If you're feeling bad, just look at the cats, you'll feel better, because they know that…

— Charles Bukowski