“Sometimes just seeing a woman smile is like a knife in the heart. It hurts and it rattles your whole system, but… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“It's more like how some people can't help but bring out the not necessarily righteous parts of your personality. Like how you… — Richard Kadrey Awesome quotes Copy Share Image
“Dead, lost, and with only half a pack of smokes. The dictionary definition of Hell.” “Amen” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
In the Tarot deck, the Fool is depicted as a young man about to step off a cliff into empty air. Most… — Richard Kadrey Against all odds Copy Share Image
“Down here in the pain, I don’t have to know. I just note the question and move on. Answers are rare and… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“If Jesus, Jesse James, and a herd of pink robot unicorns strolled in walking on water, this bunch wouldn't even look up.” — Richard Kadrey Walking on water Copy Share Image
“When you're facing down multiple attackers, you always want to make the first move. It lets them know that you're ready to… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
No need to kill everyone. They know not to let their Chihuahuas piss on my lawn — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Maybe that's why Heaven is silent and God doesn't speak to man anymore. Heavenly intervention would blow the point spread.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Fuck you, angel. Fuck you and all God's little prison bitches. He slips you some cigarettes and a con job smile and… — Richard Kadrey Angel Copy Share Image
Revenge is never what you think it's going to be. There's no pleasure and glory, and when it's done your grief remains.… — Richard Kadrey Deserve Copy Share Image
The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow. — Richard Kadrey Ashes Copy Share Image
“You're quite the humanitarian. By the way, thanks a fuck of a lot for leaving me off your who-to-save list. You're on… — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
“This is where you first failed us. You gave us minds and told us not to think. You gave us curiosity and… — Richard Kadrey Cards Copy Share Image
“She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes, but underneath the Versace, she's Godzilla with tits.” — Richard Kadrey Money Copy Share Image
In this life, no matter what anyone promises you, what allegiances of love or fealty they swear or what gods they pray… — Richard Kadrey Allegiance Copy Share Image
“When the world began, there were no such things as monsters. Demons were just fallen angels who, booted out of Heaven and… — Richard Kadrey Demons Copy Share Image
Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help. — Richard Kadrey Hate Copy Share Image
“No, humans are good at growing bones, toenails, and cancer. That’s about it.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Thanks, but sometimes I think my sins are the only thing holding me together” — Richard Kadrey Gratitude Copy Share Image
“...Reality is a two-ton weight strapped to your balls. And they just keep getting heavier.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I don't want to run for anything. I want to shove this miserable cheap-ass check so far up Wells's ass he can… — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
