Quote by Richard Kadrey Download Open image “No need to kill everyone. They know not to let their Chihuahuas piss on my lawn” — Richard Kadrey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I don't think you meant to kill anyone. But monsters don't make good pets. I suppose you just let it out for exercise. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I would, therefore, say that for no reason whatsoever, except in self-defense, should one think of killing any animal. — Morarji Desai Copy Share Image
I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet. — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
Ye may kill for yourselves, and your mates, and your cubs as they need, and ye can; But kill not for pleasure of killing,… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
If your house burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they'll be faithful to you. — Lee Marvin Copy Share Image
If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at least he’d… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“To the dead. Let’s think of them always, but not join them too soon.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes. I'm the… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“So far, being dead is about as much fun as a barbed-wire G-string. Yes,” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over?" [p.240:]” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red slit pupils… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
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