Money Quote by Richard Kadrey

“I step straight toward the female librarian. She looks soft, as if she's been raised in a box and purely milk-fed, like veal.”

— Joshilyn Jackson

“She was the sexy librarian unpinning her hair and taking off her glasses for him.”

— Lauren Blakely

“She’s funny and intelligent, well-mannered and clean, and her smile is exceedingly cute. Also, she has big tits.”

— Graham Parke

“don’t even get me started on what she rams her boobs into. It is surely a manacle for tits.”

— Marata Eros

“Her gaze slides around the library again, and she takes a deep gulp of her wine before abruptly looking to me. “Oh my god,”…

— Kati Wilde

“She was an ordinary librarian, innocent of any crime, but one day she fell into a giant paint box and has been on the…

— Helen Oyeyemi

“And Sarah still looked like the sexiest librarian on earth, which is as those of you who frequent libraries know means very sexy indeed,…

— Kim Stanley Robinson

“The librarian is a caricature of librarian - short white hair, horn-rimmed glasses, a bosom you could hide Christmas presents under and a New…

— Bart Yates

“You have that look on your face,” she whispered mockingly, “that Beast-just-gave-Beauty-a-whole-frickin’-library look and now she’s going to spin around like she can read…

— Victoria Kahler

“With her long dark hair and green eyes, she was pretty as a doll. You know, the kind of doll that came to life…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“You are a fierce Librarian, aren’t you?”

— Garth Nix

“You know you've seen this doll. Comes naked in a plastic bubble pack for a dollar, but her clothes cost a fortune, that's how…

— Chuck Palahniuk