Unicorns Quote by Richard Kadrey

“For all I know, there could be man-sized murderous robots on the other side of the doors! That ride unicorns! And kiss you to…

— Bella Forrest

“I swallow and stare and swallow again, because dear, sweet Jesus riding a unicorn, he's perfect.”

— Cora Carmack

“What did you think was going to happen? That Hell would be all unicorns and rainbows?”

— Amanda Carlson

“Jesus is more likely to lead you across the street than across the ocean.”

— Jeremy Myers

“Huge mammals surrounded us, any one of whom could easily overturn our stupid little boat. Tripod would drown. I would drown. Joe would undoubtedly…

— Kristan Higgins

“I would rather have Sign of the Unicorn than all the boys in the valleys.”

— Jo Walton

“I had no idea how fast we were going but i could have sworn on a stack of bibles, I saw Jesus when my…

— Shey Stahl

“Jesus is offering you a lifeboat, but you would rather swim. Are you tired of swimming yet?”

— Jill Ammon Vanderwood

“No giant two-headed hermaphrodite demon unicorn avatars were allowed. Not on school ground, anyway.”

— Ernest Cline

“Perhaps unicorns once made perfect sense and then we simply forgot.”

— Chris Lavers

“I'm a motherfucking lothario of humans and robots alike.”

— Santino Hassell

“You can't pee in front of little Lord Jesus, go back to the hills.”

— Rita Mae Brown