A relationship without trust is like an ice cream truck without any ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, funà And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice creamà And that's life, bro L-I-F-E — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guys I think I'm getting lucky tonight. The girl in the ice cream store just asked me if I wanna spoon. I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A smart ass : Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's still some ice cream left in my freezer, I think today's gonna be ok — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
