Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth. ”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want melted cheese, just fart a bit. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I am in love with this burrito. I would marry it if I didn’t want to eat it so badly.” “The tragedy of true… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“My philosophy on life: On a burrito, the cheese goes underneath the sour cream. Otherwise, how will it melt?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You're sleeping next to me right now. You're all wrapped up in blankets, and you look like a delicious lady-sandwich. I might eat you… — Kate Ellison Copy Share Image
“Lay on me, and let my heat escape up to you, while you’ll act as my insulation and blanket. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“As soon as I lie down next to him, he pulls me against him, curving his body around me from the back and covering… — Anna Zaires Copy Share Image
“Covers me, he lowers To whisper in my ear. Tucks me in, I wear This warm blanket of dark paradise, And my chest is… — Bri Miller Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
