Fat jokes Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fat jokes
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in. — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Before judging a thin man, one must get some information. Perhaps he was once fat. — Fernand Point Copy Share Image
We have so many people who can't see a fat man standing beside a thin one without coming to the conclusion that the fat… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Fat realized that one of two possibilities existed and only two; either Dr. Stone was totally insane – not just insane but totally so… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in. — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest man in the world? Bob Hughes, the fattest man in the world...… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and she said,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and stupid,she got offensive when buzz lightyear said to Infiniti and beyond — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, when she walked, her legs reach from the U.S to Africa during each step — Anonymous Copy Share Image
