Joe Lycett

I love painting. I love writing. I love creating and being around people who are creating.

— Joe Lycett

I think it's something to do with the nurturing side of the psyche; tying up a sunflower or whatever and helping it…

— Joe Lycett

I love 'Pointless.'

— Joe Lycett

I buy flowers for myself all the time. I'm comedy's Elton John.

— Joe Lycett

Life is hard. There's parking fines, PPI, the Kardashians - it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed.

— Joe Lycett

You should always ask for a refund at the theatre, apart from my shows, of course, where I won't be handing out…

— Joe Lycett

Even though I now eat meat, I have halloumi every day - even at breakfast.

— Joe Lycett

I did a tweet about LGBTQ+ and someone was saying 'what's the + and what's the Q?' and some people would be…

— Joe Lycett

I'm good at throwing fabric on myself!

— Joe Lycett

I don't have too much of a grand plan.

— Joe Lycett

I keep getting mobbed in M&S and Debenhams. I feel like Barry Manilow.

— Joe Lycett

I nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in…

— Joe Lycett

I'm not that sort of writer where I can restrict myself to a theme, just in case nothing good comes of it.

— Joe Lycett

Alan Carr is an out and proud gay man but there isn't a famous bisexual equivalent - it's a lot rarer.

— Joe Lycett

Best place I've visited is probably Tanzania when I was younger and I'd love to go to America as I haven't been…

— Joe Lycett

I have always been an extrovert. When I was younger, I would go outside and sing to the flowers and pretend they…

— Joe Lycett

My sewing skills are terrible!

— Joe Lycett

I remember weeping silently in bed after watching 'Titanic.'

— Joe Lycett

I don't want someone to be nice and friendly while telling me my bill's gone up by 10 per cent because they've…

— Joe Lycett

I think the city isn't talked about enough, there are not enough people championing Birmingham. When I was at university in Manchester…

— Joe Lycett

I've developed a fun text when a friend has just had a baby. I ask a classic question: 'Are you sleeping?' The…

— Joe Lycett

In truth, I have absolutely no idea how to value my work.

— Joe Lycett

There's a beautifully simple sketch in the first episode of 'Smack the Pony:' two women approach each other walking their dogs and…

— Joe Lycett

I've got really into gardening.

— Joe Lycett

It's a bit embarrassing for a company to be exposed for wrongdoing, but it's really embarrassing if it's done by making them…

— Joe Lycett