I love painting. I love writing. I love creating and being around people who are creating. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I often ask people in the audience what their favourite cheese is. Anything less than Gruyere and they're just not middle class! — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I'd love to grow a pair of discreet wings so I could just fly around a bit and impress people. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
It's a cliche, but the people who enjoy your work and who come up and say, 'I enjoyed that and I liked… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I'm not sure if I'm an introvert or extrovert. I love being around people, but sometimes I do need to go off… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
Because lots of LGBTQ people are really smart, and there's so much really interesting reading that can be done, and so much… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
People say I'm charming, but I'm uneasy with that word. Quentin Crisp said: 'Charisma is the ability to influence without logic,' which… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I think it's important some people do publicly go 'Hey, I'm not straight and I'm not gay. I'm somewhere in the middle… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
My parents have always been very supportive and it hasn't been an issue. Mum worried I might get more problems in life… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I love painting. I love writing. I love creating and being around people who are creating. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I think it's something to do with the nurturing side of the psyche; tying up a sunflower or whatever and helping it grow, it… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
Life is hard. There's parking fines, PPI, the Kardashians - it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
You should always ask for a refund at the theatre, apart from my shows, of course, where I won't be handing out any refunds. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
Even though I now eat meat, I have halloumi every day - even at breakfast. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I did a tweet about LGBTQ+ and someone was saying 'what's the + and what's the Q?' and some people would be like 'you… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in the way.… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
