Best place I've visited is probably Tanzania when I was younger and I'd love to go to America as I haven't been… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I have always been an extrovert. When I was younger, I would go outside and sing to the flowers and pretend they… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
When I started stand-up, it was really just to have a go at alpha males essentially, there was no plan and there… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I like to show off. But I'm not fussed about fame particularly, I don't go to things and I don't go to… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I think it's important to go out and gig all over the country, it makes you a better comic. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I think it's important some people do publicly go 'Hey, I'm not straight and I'm not gay. I'm somewhere in the middle… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I love painting. I love writing. I love creating and being around people who are creating. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I think it's something to do with the nurturing side of the psyche; tying up a sunflower or whatever and helping it grow, it… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
Life is hard. There's parking fines, PPI, the Kardashians - it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
You should always ask for a refund at the theatre, apart from my shows, of course, where I won't be handing out any refunds. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
Even though I now eat meat, I have halloumi every day - even at breakfast. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I did a tweet about LGBTQ+ and someone was saying 'what's the + and what's the Q?' and some people would be like 'you… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in the way.… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
