Comedy Quotes by Joe Lycett

8 Comedy quotes by Joe Lycett

Joe Lycett’s comedy thrives on playful self‑awareness, mixing cheeky humor with a dash of absurdity. These eight quotes showcase his knack for turning personal quirks into shared laughs.

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I buy flowers for myself all the time. I'm comedy's Elton John.

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It's a bit embarrassing for a company to be exposed for wrongdoing, but it's really embarrassing if it's done by making them…

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Since doing comedy, I'm less of a show-off in real life.

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When I started stand-up, it was really just to have a go at alpha males essentially, there was no plan and there…

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I just want people to have a laugh.

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In England, there are four major cities within a two-hour drive, so the comedy circuit thrives as a result.

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I think it's important to go out and gig all over the country, it makes you a better comic.

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It is amazing that I'm making a career out of comedy, my family can't quite believe it.

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I love painting. I love writing. I love creating and being around people who are creating.

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I think it's something to do with the nurturing side of the psyche; tying up a sunflower or whatever and helping it grow, it…

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I love 'Pointless.'

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I buy flowers for myself all the time. I'm comedy's Elton John.

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Life is hard. There's parking fines, PPI, the Kardashians - it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed.

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You should always ask for a refund at the theatre, apart from my shows, of course, where I won't be handing out any refunds.

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Even though I now eat meat, I have halloumi every day - even at breakfast.

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I did a tweet about LGBTQ+ and someone was saying 'what's the + and what's the Q?' and some people would be like 'you…

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I'm good at throwing fabric on myself!

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I don't have too much of a grand plan.

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I keep getting mobbed in M&S and Debenhams. I feel like Barry Manilow.

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I nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in the way.…

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I'm not that sort of writer where I can restrict myself to a theme, just in case nothing good comes of it.

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Alan Carr is an out and proud gay man but there isn't a famous bisexual equivalent - it's a lot rarer.

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Best place I've visited is probably Tanzania when I was younger and I'd love to go to America as I haven't been to loads…

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