I get frustrated with companies that present themselves as your mates. They use emojis in the messages they send you, and they're… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
Competitions are great. Unlike a lot of other creative industries they are a great way of climbing the ladder early on. If… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
It's a cliche, but the people who enjoy your work and who come up and say, 'I enjoyed that and I liked… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I am a rare millennial who managed to buy property thanks to a mix of highly lucrative TV panel show work and… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I love painting. I love writing. I love creating and being around people who are creating. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I think it's something to do with the nurturing side of the psyche; tying up a sunflower or whatever and helping it grow, it… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
Life is hard. There's parking fines, PPI, the Kardashians - it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
You should always ask for a refund at the theatre, apart from my shows, of course, where I won't be handing out any refunds. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
Even though I now eat meat, I have halloumi every day - even at breakfast. — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I did a tweet about LGBTQ+ and someone was saying 'what's the + and what's the Q?' and some people would be like 'you… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in the way.… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
