The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she went to Walmart and everybody left starving to death — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mama is so fat, it took two tablets,two iphones and one iPad to get her full picture — Anonymous Copy Share Image
These days, I feel like a chunky spy in a thinner world. Strangers tell fat jokes in front of me. Jokes not… — Shonda Rhimes Copy Share Image
None of my comedy depended on looks. I never did tons of fat jokes. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she tried to swim in the ocean with the dolphins, but they had to clear out to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
