Your mama is so fat, Al Bundy had no time to make a fat joke when she entered the store — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and stupid, she heard you say Babe Ruth and said I'll take eight of them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't do fat jokes. I talk about the trials and tribulations of being a large mammal in America. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, when everybody mentioned their favorite Eminem song,she wanted skittles — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are certain things that are probably too mean. I don't particularly like fat jokes. Those kind of bother me. But I… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Your mom is so fat, superman found something more effective than planet Krypton — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You might want to think about cutting back on the burgers,” Drew teased. “Watch it. Any fat jokes and I’ll be cutting… — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she had to get tranquilized and tagged by the whales — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can write a single line of your own today.. then you can write other tomorrow as well.. :P :P — Aamir Sheikh Copy Share Image
