Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You mama is so fat, once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke completely at… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To all those i've hurt in the past I'd just like to say....ah well you probably deserved it — Avi Chauhan Copy Share Image
You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
