Fat jokes Quote by Lil Wol Download Open image “One loves mobile Gap Born called SIM!!!!!!!!!” — Lil Wol ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fat jokes
Girl:How Much Do you Love me? Boy: My heart is a mobile and u r its SIM. Girl:Ooh God... I m Soo Lucky.. .… — DEV Copy Share Image
I had this one from Cingular, say she single, we mobile to mobile, AT&T minutes in that pussy made her roll over — Dzodiac Copy Share Image
Phone in 80's : Something futuristic Phone in 90's : Only for emergency Phone in 20's : Important life Phone in future : baby toys — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everytime I hear a msg tone, I always hope 1 of them comes from U...My simcard has a limited Memory.. But my simheart has… — Babloo Copy Share Image
At Twitter, mobile is in our DNA ... For us, it's all about mobile, and it always has been. — Biz Stone Copy Share Image
As the world continues its love affair with smartphones and tablets, mobile has become so essential to our lives that most people couldn't imagine… — Peggy Johnson Copy Share Image
Mobile is an incredibly fast-growing market and will continue to be. — Susan Wojcicki Copy Share Image
A mobile is like women : talks non-stop, costs a fortune, dismiss When you r busy 4 when u need Them urgently they have no service. — Chloe Copy Share Image
I'm a big mobile fan, so I love seeing all of the latest technologies with phones. — iJustine Copy Share Image
So heedless have we become of our own image that second-hand mobile phones now invariably come with a SIM card chock-full of discarded intimacies. — Will Self Copy Share Image
I know that I love you I miss you so much. The feelings of your kiss, The feel of you touch!! — Lil Wol Copy Share Image
One stupid returned from traveling At the apartment fool cockroaches .. Not lock the door ....... — Lil Wol Copy Share Image
Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give cheeks to all but lips to one, Give luv to all but heart to one,… — Lil Wol Copy Share Image
People live People die People laugh People cry Some give up Some still try Some say hi While some say bye Others may forget… — Lil Wol Copy Share Image
It is a nice feeling when you know that some one loves you, misses you, needs you but it is better when you know… — Lil Wol Copy Share Image
I miss the beautiful eyes that I can sail through forever. I miss the smile that send me to heaven!!!!!!!!!!1 — Lil Wol Copy Share Image
I Miss You Each morning I wake up, You're the first thought on my mind. Looking to put my arms around you, But there's… — Lil Wol Copy Share Image
In two Indians were a little girl and took it and brought them up after their mother she grew up found it!!!!!!!!!! — Lil Wol Copy Share Image
We cannot be together, But we'll never be apart, For no matter what life brings us, Youre always in my heart — Lil Wol Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and she said,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and stupid,she got offensive when buzz lightyear said to Infiniti and beyond — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, when she walked, her legs reach from the U.S to Africa during each step — Anonymous Copy Share Image
