Jokes Quote by Lil Wol

The joke used to be that in every Indian home, there is the mother, father, children, grandparents, and the anthropologist.

— Elizabeth Cook-Lynn

My mother was Indian in her soul.

— Amanda Redman

“It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't…

— George Carlin

It's amazing to me that some kids are surprised to find out Indians are still alive.

— Michael Horse

Where did all these damn Indians come from?

— George Armstrong Custer

“Most Indians' deliberate, cultivated, amoral innocence about what is happening there, what is being done in their name, becomes hard to bear.”

— Arundhati Roy

“There was one difference I would come to realize, between white kids and Indians. Among white kids there are tattletales everywhere. Indians? An Indian…

— Brady Udall

Some of you think an Indian is like a wild animal. This is a great mistake.

— Chief Joseph

Ahahahah so true... motherfucking indians

— Erdem

“I have always found it interesting that white children take so quickly to Indian ways, while Indian children, when brought to be raised in…

— Philipp Meyer

When I was growing up in Newcastle, there was one other Indian girl, and we got confused for each other constantly.

— Geraldine Viswanathan

It is the simplest fact of Indian life: there are too many Indians.

— Paul Theroux