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“Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.'” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.'”

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