Fat jokes Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.'” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fat jokes
As soon as I made it about being healthy and shifted my focus away from the scale, the weight started to come off. I… — Alison Sweeney Copy Share Image
People say, 'You're overweight'; they question your heart and character. It's a challenge again, proving to myself and to other people that I'm still… — Rulon Gardner Copy Share Image
“Meanwhile, I have been reminded that weight is about a lot more than dress size and how I look. My weight was stealing my… — Mika Brzezinski Copy Share Image
I know I'm not fat, but when people keep telling you that, you have to think about it. — Cheryl Burke Copy Share Image
“To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died. — Luther Vandross Copy Share Image
“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty scale.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
So instead of beating myself up for being fat, I think it's a miracle that I laugh every day and walk through my life… — Camryn Manheim Copy Share Image
You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and she said,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and stupid,she got offensive when buzz lightyear said to Infiniti and beyond — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, when she walked, her legs reach from the U.S to Africa during each step — Anonymous Copy Share Image
