Fat jokes Quote by Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she tried to swim in the ocean with the dolphins, but they had to clear out to give her…

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she went to the community pool and everybody had to clear the state before she jumped in

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she had to get tranquilized and tagged by the whales

— Anonymous

Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.

— Anonymous

Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

— Anonymous

Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

— Anonymous

Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!'

— Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she has to take a shower at a car wash

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, her long time crush was planet earth

— Anonymous

Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!

— Alec Straub

Your mama is so fat, when she walked, her legs reach from the U.S to Africa during each step

— Anonymous