Rule 1: I am always right. Always. Rule 2: If you think I am wrong, please read Rule 1. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shoutout to all the '90s kids: We never needed alot, we just needed enough. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
Sharks aren`t the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too.. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why did Princes Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt. — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Agree or Die ... ;) If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend.. And If a… — Faizan Khan Copy Share Image
TEACHER: It's better to fail than to cheat! ME: LOL no, it's better to cheat than to repeat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't choose the person we fall for, It usually hits us like a bullet Then BANG! We bleed.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: *Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking:* don't care'' Whore Your life sucks Song lyrics Inside joke? Needs a therapist. — Jeanette Kobayashi Copy Share Image
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either. — Love Copy Share Image
BOY : Wen I was a kid I was afraid 2 show my report card . . . . . Friend: Now… — Vishnu Copy Share Image
