Funny facebook status quotes Quote by Jeanette Kobayashi

When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh.

— Anonymous

People should be glad I don't always post my thoughts on their status'.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive.

— Alisa Gattus

*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence*

— Anonymous

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.

— Francis

If breakups never existed the music industry would go bankrupt.

— Alisa Gattus

Im constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all lifes problems.

— Anonymous

How times have changed. NOw, 10 year old girls crying, because they broke up with their boyfriends . . . . . . .…

— ViShNu

I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in his sleep.…

— Ryan Cardenas

Send me a pic never fails to ruin a conversation.

— Alisa Gattus

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!

— Francis

Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason.

— Alisa Gattus