Funny facebook status quotes Quote by Jay Bee

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly and suddenly you wake up!

— Anonymous

That moment when you wake up and wish your dream was real.

— Anonymous

That moment when you wake up and you forget where you at.

— Cassandra Crosby

That awkward moment when silence fills the room, and the only thing you can hear is the sound of a clock ticking

— Anne Dawn

That WTF moment when you fall asleep on your couch and wake up in your bed?

— Author Name

That awkward moment when you go to sleep late and wake up early.

— Zavier Grant

The feeling you get when you wake up next to your boyfriend :)

— Ashley DeVries

Sleeping or waking, we hear not the airy footsteps of the strange things that almost happen.

— Nathaniel Hawthorne

That awkward moment when you wake up early on the weekend for no reason.

— Anonymous

I wake up from dreams and go, Wow, put this down on paper. The whole thing is strange. You hear the words, everything is…

— Michael Jackson

When we wake, it is because something, some event, some pinprick even, disturbs the edges of what we’ve taken as reality.

— Jeff VanderMeer

That moment when your really tired...but you cant fall asleep.

— Anonymous