Funny facebook status quotes Quote by Jay Bee Download Open image “Dam girl u have future behind u” — Jay Bee ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status quotes Time
If you want my future, forget my past. if you wanna get with me, better make it fast, now dont go wasting my precious… — Tori Copy Share Image
I can never predict my future because a big part of my future is already behind me. — Guus Hiddink Copy Share Image
Be patient. Your future will come to you and lie down at your feet like a dog who knows and loves you no matter… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
That horrible feeling u get when u try to reunite a friendship and that person dosent want nothing to do with u — Jay Bee Copy Share Image
When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all lifes problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How times have changed. NOw, 10 year old girls crying, because they broke up with their boyfriends . . . . . . .… — ViShNu Copy Share Image
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in his sleep.… — Ryan Cardenas Copy Share Image
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
