Funny facebook status quotes Quote by Alisa Gattus

There's a huge difference between haha and hahaha. When you write more than 2 haha's, usually means you're actually laughing at the comment.

— Anonymous

HahaNO ONE ASKEDYOU

— Nicki Minaj

Me: Okay brain, lets focus for just 45 minutes on this math test we can do this. Brain: DADADA BANANA LALALALALA AFRO SQUIRREL POTATO LALA

— Anonymous

Math jokes arent funny, nothing about math is funny, math is a sin(e).

— Ramandeep Singh

Teacher: What's the opposite of laughing? Student: Fucking Teacher:How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah

— Jugi Steady

“Q: Why does a hen always lay eggs? A: If she dropped eggs, they would break!! What starts with “T”, end with “T” and…

— Tanveer Ahmed

I'm like 25% funny and 85% bad at math.

— Anonymous

I was good at math until they added the alphabet :)

— Author Name

Deleting one 'ha' from from your 'hahahhahahaha' because you feel like it's too much.

— Anonymous

HHAHA I always laugh at this , I couldnt ask 4 more :P *u wish u had teacher like tht*

— Shmoopy

Don't Worry, Be Hapi.

— Anonymous

I'm good at math U+I = 69.

— Anonymous