Funny facebook status quotes Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Rule 1: I am always right. Always. Rule 2: If you think I am wrong, please read Rule 1.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status quotes
I am right. I`m always right. One time I thought I was wrong, I found out I was right. — Jerry Lee Lewis Copy Share Image
Rule 1: The customer is always right. Rule 2: If the customer is wrong, please refer to rule 1. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Sometimes, everyone is right. Not always and not even usually, but once in a while, everyone is right. — Cherie Priest Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all lifes problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How times have changed. NOw, 10 year old girls crying, because they broke up with their boyfriends . . . . . . .… — ViShNu Copy Share Image
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in his sleep.… — Ryan Cardenas Copy Share Image
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image