Funny facebook status quotes Quote by Carlin Whisler Download Open image “Why did Princes Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.” — Carlin Whisler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status quotes
She’d always wondered what it would feel like to stand on one end of a ballroom and watch a handsome, powerful man make his… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
When Princess Diana died, I couldn't understand why people were mourning her death in such an enormous, hysterical way when they didn't actually know… — Alison Jackson Copy Share Image
Her father said she was a princess. He did not see that she was a brave knight. — Anne Ursu Copy Share Image
Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“well, there were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded -Diana, Princess of Wales” — Cathy Lowne Copy Share Image
Diana used to tell me she had a travel jinx, something I only really started to believe when the plane door fell off. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Diana knew it wouldn't be right, but then she told herself that things only looked wrong when there was someone to see you. — Anna Godbersen Copy Share Image
Princess Diana talking to Prince William about the loss of her title Her Royal Highness: She turned to William in her distress. She (Princess… — Paul Burrell Copy Share Image
“The princess was dressed in one of the girl’s modest gray frocks, a leather belt secured snugly at her waist. Somehow, the lady managed… — Micheline Ryckman Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but it's no… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair.. — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
So many people take for granted the gifts they have in life...and go throughout life with such a narrow & short sighted mind perception.… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Mathematics is always going to lead you to a higher truth. never memorize yourself with the weaker assumptions of lesser morals — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
My goal this year is to buy a prius so I can be the anti prius driver. Be like, yeaaaah, that's my prius. The… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
God always has something for you, a key for every problem, They're still a light for every shadow, a relief for every sorrow &… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent statement than that. — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I hate when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.. I can always tell... — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Never underestimate the power of your actions.With one small gesture you can change a person's life.For better or for worse.God puts us all in… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all lifes problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How times have changed. NOw, 10 year old girls crying, because they broke up with their boyfriends . . . . . . .… — ViShNu Copy Share Image
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in his sleep.… — Ryan Cardenas Copy Share Image
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image