Broken Quote by Ilona Andrews

Boots and leather jackets were strewn on her bed, and what looked like a new knife set. She’d taken a class last winter and…

— Kim Harrison

and when they pulled her from the wreck, you know, she still had on her shades

— Tom Waits

Why did Princes Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

— Carlin Whisler

“Her real purse was shoved under the passenger seat, stuffed full of receipts and Kleenex and hand sanitizer and Band-Aids and cough drops and…

— Victoria Helen Stone

“Excerpted From Chapter Eighteen Pacific Coast Highway ends with a sharp right turn onto Sepulveda. Approaching that intersection, I saw several cars pulled to…

— H.P. Oliver

“As far as I could see, she didn't take any better care of her apparel than I did mine, but I owned shirts that…

— Dennis Lehane

Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on?

— Trace Adkins

I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they'd never get out…

— Craig Johnson

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

— Red Skelton

She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!

— W. C. Fields

“Her insanely high Christian Louboutin stilettos made a click-clacking sound on the airport floor. Amber rolled a small Louis Vuitton luggage bag behind her.…

— Angela Orlowski-Peart