Clever facebook status Quote by Carlin Whisler

My mom was always writing me notes to get me out of stuff.

— Adam F. Goldberg

I pile up the press clippings and send them off to my mother. She's got a scrapbook going back to when I was, like,…

— Peter Frampton

I was brought up to reuse things.

— Annabelle Selldorf

When I was a baby, my mom was always bringing me onto set.

— Gia Coppola

When I go home my mother still makes me take out the garbage.

— Nomar Garciaparra

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

— Paul Lynde

She took my food, so I took her mother out..

— Lonniedagreat

My mom makes my dress pants.

— Shawn Bradley

When I have children I'm going to tell them that when my heart was smashed & crushed into small pieces your mom came &…

— Shehan Denis

My mom always bails me out of things when I get in trouble.

— Alexa Vega

My mom's never owned anything. I always wanted her to own something that she could say, 'This is mine' and feel good about it.

— Bam Adebayo

I had someone tell me I fell off, ooh I needed that.And they want to see me pick back up, well where'd I leave…

— Drake