Funny quote Quote by Carlin Whisler

I'm more like an oven than a microwave,

— Erykah Badu

Some foodie types are snobbish about the microwave; I see it as a loyal friend who has had my back for over 30 years.

— Grace Dent

I really like my microwave.

— Lights

Sausages are just funny. I don't know why. I can't explain it.

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. It's science.

— Nikhil Saluja

The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man don't want it piled high…

— Herman Cain

He thinks the Iron Man is gay.

— Bill Brasky

Why microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes :P

— Me

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.

— Boris Johnson

I'm a little suspicious of using microwaves.

— Jamie Hyneman

Think of the man who first tried German sausage.

— Jerome K. Jerome

If there is a gay uniform, the differences are in how each man coordinates the details: the brand and cut of the jeans, the…

— Lance Loud