Funny quote Quote by Carlin Whisler Download Open image “I hate when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.. I can always tell...” — Carlin Whisler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quote
I think all kids understand from a very tender age that dinosaurs were real. They really walked around. That instantly sets them apart from… — Stephen R. Bissette Copy Share Image
Scientists are complaining that the new dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Almost all of my graduate students say that they got interested in dinosaurs because of 'Jurassic Park.' — Jack Horner Copy Share Image
Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you? — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but it's no… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair.. — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
So many people take for granted the gifts they have in life...and go throughout life with such a narrow & short sighted mind perception.… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Mathematics is always going to lead you to a higher truth. never memorize yourself with the weaker assumptions of lesser morals — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
My goal this year is to buy a prius so I can be the anti prius driver. Be like, yeaaaah, that's my prius. The… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
God always has something for you, a key for every problem, They're still a light for every shadow, a relief for every sorrow &… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent statement than that. — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Never underestimate the power of your actions.With one small gesture you can change a person's life.For better or for worse.God puts us all in… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
LI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock.… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
Oh, you hate when guys stare at your boobs? You should call the police and report the person who ripped your top three buttons… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’re gorgeous. You’re sexy. You’re … asking me to cut that dress off you? I’m praying for strength.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Fuck. I don’t remember her being so scary. She’s got those momma eyes down to a T, yet, somehow...on her, they are hot as… — Heather M. Orgeron Copy Share Image
Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the shit you want!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're asking the cyborg fugitive and the wild animal to be the welcoming committee? That's adorable.” — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“Yesterday is a pile of rubble. Today is a pile of opportunity. Life takes a new dump each morning” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady as a… — Matthew Bracey Copy Share Image
