Funny quote Quote by Carlin Whisler

I felt a lump in my throat as the ball went in.

— Terry Venables

One time, I palmed some medicine balls, just because people wanted to see if I could do it.

— Jahlil Okafor

“Do you know what it's like," he said, "to feel that you're in the wrong body?" "Well actually..." the Doctor began, wiggling his own…

— Jacqueline Rayner

I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in…

— Ryan Reynolds

“You know its going to be a bad day when you are having a prostate examination and you feel both of your doctor's hands…

— Michael Robotham

“What a doctor I’ve got—he’s really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Sorry. It’s a technique I use to fend off the panic — screaming at the top of my lungs.” “That’s the best technique you…

— Vi Keeland

Niggas don't even go to the Doctor no more.. They go to GOOGLE! Google said these bumps on my balls will go away in…

— MLY AB

That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if youre sexually active in front of your mom.

— Anonymous

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

— Henny Youngman

I had this tic where I touch my mouth to my knee, and I'm always screwing up my back. I've had two shoulder surgeries.…

— Dash Mihok

Just heard the best word in the English language: benign. (And I don't need to see that doctor again for five years.)

— Jeff Jarvis