Adult-humour Quote by Michael Robotham

“He looked like a man on his way to a prostate exam.”

— Kathy Reichs

“Compared to the bladder examination the prostate examination was like the caress of a lover. From Stairlift to Heaven”

— Terry Ravenscroft

“God, you had enough time to have been through it three times. You've been through my stuff. I bet you over and let one…

— Stephen King

“You've been through my stuff. I bent over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate…

— Stephen King

I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in…

— Ryan Reynolds

“You tell them one real thing and then the doctor thinks he knows you. He starts getting arrogant and overfamiliar, making insulting suggestions left…

— Sarah Schulman

“Most people around these parts wouldn't recognize the difference between a prostate and being prostrate if their prostate was lying prostrate in the middle…

— Maggie Wells

My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair..

— Carlin Whisler

“I don’t need to tell you not to fuck my buddy. Right.” The surgeon looked around his little-glass-bottle-and-needle routine. “I’m not thinking of sex…

— J.R. Ward

“What’s PSA?” “Prostate test.” “Prostate?” Cooper asked, looking a little miffed. “I hope he bought you dinner first.”

— N.R. Walker

“I'm speaking to you man to man," he said, "not doctor to patient. How much longer can you continue denying yourself? You can't live…

— Scott Spencer

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

— Henny Youngman