Benign Quote by Jeff Jarvis

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

— Shaquille O'Neal

There's no medical term for what I've got.

— Charles Barkley

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

— Steve Martin

Mine's called leptomeningeal carcinomatosis. It's incurable. It's terminal. And it's in a tiny space - a huge area all around the brain and up…

— Valerie Harper

It isn't very serious, I have this tiny little tumor on the brain.

— Anonymous

I have a particular affliction. I am unable to say a word I can't spell.

— Jessye Norman

I've been trying to diagnosis myself on the Internet…

— Miranda Hobbes

My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair..

— Carlin Whisler

This diagnosis can be done in about two lines. It doesn't engage anybody.

— David Foster Wallace

I have this disease called unattractive

— Anonymous

I was a bad practicing physician because I was never sure of the diagnosis or of the treatment.

— Joshua Lederberg

Health-wise there is nothing to worry about. Though I had gone through a surgery sometime ago, it was nothing serious.

— Katrina Kaif