Funny facebook status quote Quote by Carlin Whisler

Alphabet soup is just soup when you can't read

— Nikhil Saluja

“I would eat my soup in silence, but it’s alphabet soup. They’re all capital letters and they are shouting at me. I’m not anorexic…

— Jarod Kintz

I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?

— Jerry Seinfeld

“Well, Dr. Einstein, what's for supper tonight? Alphabet soup?”

— Vin Packer

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

— Anonymous

When I was having that alphabet soup, I never thought that it would pay off.

— Vanna White

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.

— Jay Leno

Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal?

— Mary Norris

I live on good soup, not on fine words.

— Moliere

“At the dawn of the twentieth century, it was already clear that, chemically speaking, you and I are not much different from cans of…

— Philip Nelson

Eating soup with a fork: slow and messy.

— Peter Schoomaker

I feed on good soup, not beautiful language.

— Moliere