Funny facebook status quote Quote by Carlin Whisler

Did you do your makeup this morning, or did you just get gangbanged by Crayola?

— Anonymous

There's a fine line between wearing makeup or just looking like you got gang banged by Crayola.

— Anonymous

Boy: Hey, I think a crayon raped your face? Oh wait, never mind, that's your makeup.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Your make-up looks really pretty, nahh just kidding it looks like a crayola raped your face.

— Anonymous

Hey I Just Met You, girl your look is Crazy. What Brand's Your Makeup? Crayola Maybe?

— Anonymous

It's very rare that I put makeup on.

— Ashley Williams

I've had a lifelong love affair with makeup. When I was a little girl, I used to take my mother's makeup and paint all…

— Bobbi Brown

When I was in high school, I used to put on so much makeup, because I didn't have the best skin.

— Whitney Port

I always messed around with makeup. From a very early age, my mom would let me play with hers, and my grandma, and my…

— Zoe Kravitz

I fought a killer and didnt even smudge my makeup.

— Rose Pressey

When I was a young boy, I would watch my mom apply her makeup, so one day, I took a lipstick she had and…

— Manny MUA

Don't put too much make up. It's called a face.. Not a painting.

— Zank