Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Did you do your makeup this morning, or did you just get gangbanged by Crayola?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor
Did you put your makeup on with a paint brush? or does your face always look like it was gang banged by crayola? — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Dear girl with too much makeup on, Were you gang banged by a box of crayons? Sincerely, I have no words — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a fine line between wearing makeup or just looking like you got gang banged by Crayola. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I Just Met You, girl your look is Crazy. What Brand's Your Makeup? Crayola Maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your make-up looks really pretty, nahh just kidding it looks like a crayola raped your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I usually put on a lip and some mascara before I head out of the house. It makes me feel good. I started experimenting… — Liv Bruce Copy Share Image
I've been playing in makeup and, like, wearing makeup since fifth grade - so the earlier you start, the more you know. — Latto Copy Share Image
From being in the industry as a teenager, I'm so used to getting makeup done all day. — Lil' Kim Copy Share Image
When I was a young boy, I would watch my mom apply her makeup, so one day, I took a lipstick she had and… — Manny MUA Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
