Funny Quote by Ritu Ghatourey Download Open image “Boy: Hey, I think a crayon raped your face? Oh wait, never mind, that's your makeup.” — Ritu Ghatourey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Your make-up looks really pretty, nahh just kidding it looks like a crayola raped your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear girl with too much makeup on, Were you gang banged by a box of crayons? Sincerely, I have no words — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you put your makeup on with a paint brush? or does your face always look like it was gang banged by crayola? — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
There's a fine line between wearing makeup or just looking like you got gang banged by Crayola. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you do your makeup this morning, or did you just get gangbanged by Crayola? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I Just Met You, girl your look is Crazy. What Brand's Your Makeup? Crayola Maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't allowed to wear make-up when I was young. I would melt crayons and try to put them on my lips, and I… — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
I consider myself as a crayon, I may not be your favorite color, but one day you'll going to need me to complete your… — Patience Copy Share Image
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relation is like a Stapler, Its easy to attach but hard to detach. & Worst is wen u r able to detach it, It… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My care will be in the heart n not in words My anger will be in Words n not in the Heart — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life is like a parachute jump: you have to get it right the first time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Always speak sweet words, so that If you have to eat your words back, they don't taste bitter. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
No matter how serious life gets, You still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first time I kissed you my knees went weak I literally lost my breath! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let smiles overshadow sadness. Let faith make you believe. Let confidence wash away doubts. Let love complete your life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A person may be inherently wise or experienced, but that means little or nothing if he/she is perceived as a fool. I, on the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't think any crime in the world is greater than telling a child: You're no good at it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
