When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
An artist spends himself like the crayon in his hand, till he is all gone. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon. — Gene Hart Copy Share Image
Sex appeal is in the workplace every day of the week. I'm not saying that's the only calling card, but it's a… — Barbara Corcoran Copy Share Image
“If there was a crayon, and I was to put a label on it, I would call it dinosaur skin". -So B.… — Sarah Weeks Copy Share Image
At the end of the world the sunset is like a child smashing a pack of crayons into God’s face. — Craig Stone Copy Share Image
You can write a letter with a typewriter, a pencil, or a crayon. What you have to say is the important thing. — Paul Strisik Copy Share Image
Elementary School: Yes, coloring books! Middle school: WTF is this first grade?? High school: Ok, who the f**k took my red crayon?! — 21Q Copy Share Image
I mean... Who didn't grab a crayon and painted the middle of the fan just to make it look colorful??? — Osvaldo M Copy Share Image
Some people have things written all over their faces; the big guy had a couple of words misspelled in crayon on his. — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
Boy: Hey, I think a crayon raped your face? Oh wait, never mind, that's your makeup. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
As far as CGI and hand-drawn animation, I consider them both nothing more than tools for drawing pictures, the same as crayons… — Mamoru Hosoda Copy Share Image
Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I always feel like an idiot every time I fly first class because I’m a kid. And I just sit there, and… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
“There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. What does it mean? I asked. A… — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A Beauty Bomb. And every time a… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
I received rejection letters for ten years (one on a napkin, written in crayon.) I had all my rejection notices stored in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
(Talking about his first computer) Like all kids we not only fooled around with our toys, we changed them. If you've ever… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Chances are that any helpful two-year-old will break some eggs. We are often not very good at things when we are new.… — Rachel Naomi Remen Copy Share Image
We tilt our heads back and open wide. The snow drifts into our zombie mouths crawling with grease and curses and tobacco… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Ever since I was very young, as far back as I can remember, I have loved making pictures. I knew even as… — Eric Carle Copy Share Image
Secure web servers are the equivalent of heavy armoured cars. The problem is, they are being used to transfer rolls of coins… — Gene Spafford Copy Share Image
“To invest in ideas is useless unless you can draw them with a crayon” — John can't remember last name Copy Share Image
I miss being a child, the biggest conflict was always picking which crayon to use. — Ali Schlachter Copy Share Image
“My world was the size of a crayon box, and it took every colour to draw her” — Sarah Kay Copy Share Image
Crayola just added a new color to there crayon box its called jersey shore orange — Anonymous Copy Share Image
