Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon. — Gene Hart Copy Share Image
Some people have things written all over their faces; the big guy had a couple of words misspelled in crayon on his. — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I mean... Who didn't grab a crayon and painted the middle of the fan just to make it look colorful??? — Osvaldo M Copy Share Image
Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Secure web servers are the equivalent of heavy armoured cars. The problem is, they are being used to transfer rolls of coins… — Gene Spafford Copy Share Image
I began drawing probably when I was - around the same time everybody else puts a mark on a piece of paper… — David Small Copy Share Image
A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
I was quiet, a loner. I was one of those children where, if you put me in a room and gave me… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
...Someone speaks in soft tones to me and says I am psychotic, but it's going to be all right. I put on… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
A box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs. — Clifford Stoll Copy Share Image
I was always doing paintings. I actually started painting with oil paints when I was four years old. Not crayons, not pencils… — Paul Laffoley Copy Share Image
I always feel like an idiot every time I fly first class because I’m a kid. And I just sit there, and… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
At the end of the world the sunset is like a child smashing a pack of crayons into God’s face. — Craig Stone Copy Share Image
With the art therapy, as soon as they saw the paper and crayons coming, we couldn't get it out fast enough. And… — Connie Sellecca Copy Share Image
