Funny quote Quote by Carlin Whisler

This hole thing with the hurricane flooding New York City and taking out 90% of Jersey Shore.. yeah it's sad.. kinda.. but it's no…

— Carlin Whisler

My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair..

— Carlin Whisler

So many people take for granted the gifts they have in life...and go throughout life with such a narrow & short sighted mind perception.…

— Carlin Whisler

Mathematics is always going to lead you to a higher truth. never memorize yourself with the weaker assumptions of lesser morals

— Carlin Whisler

I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the…

— Carlin Whisler

Your makeup looks like you put it on with a shotgun

— Carlin Whisler

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:…

— Carlin Whisler

My goal this year is to buy a prius so I can be the anti prius driver. Be like, yeaaaah, that's my prius. The…

— Carlin Whisler

God always has something for you, a key for every problem, They're still a light for every shadow, a relief for every sorrow &…

— Carlin Whisler

I could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent statement than that.

— Carlin Whisler

I hate when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.. I can always tell...

— Carlin Whisler

Never underestimate the power of your actions.With one small gesture you can change a person's life.For better or for worse.God puts us all in…

— Carlin Whisler