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Humour Quotes by Cassandra Clare

11 Humour quotes by Cassandra Clare

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If you’re after a brief taste of Cassandra Clare’s lighter moments, this set of eleven amusing excerpts does the trick. It captures the author’s knack for slipping a chuckle into her storytelling, giving you a short but satisfying look at how she handles comedy.

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“You can't just call the Praetor. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.”

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Don’t take this the wrong way, but you smell like Magnus.

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“No body told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend.”

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“A femme fatale and a warrior princess.”

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“So this is more a “do as the Codex says, not as Jace does” situation, I guess. Since he just Marks any…

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“And very amusing it is to watch,” said Jem. “Did you know you twitch your nose when you sleep, like a rabbit?”…

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“On a Tuesday they were we, and by Friday they were dead and they buried them in the courtyard side by side,…

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“Luke opened the pizza box and, finding it empty, shut it with a sigh. "Though you did eat all the pizza." "I…

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“You don't want him," she said to the pink-haired girl. "He has syphilis." The girls stared. "Syphilis?" "Five percent of people in…

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“Just because you said dragon demons were extinct—" "I said mostly extinct." Alec jabbed a finger toward him. "Mostly extinct," he said,…

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“Sophie did this?" He said, not for the first time. They were standing at the foot of Jessamine's bed. She lay flung…

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“So Jace is my actual family," Kit said. "But I can't go live with him, because him and his hot girlfriend are going off…

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Clarissa," he said, "here with the vampire, I see. When things have settled a bit, we really must discuss you choice in pets..

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Must I go bound while you go free Must I love a manwho doesn't love me Must I be born with so little art…

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If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you." "Who's Magnus?" Max inquired. "He's a warlock," said…

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“they all have always loved you Will Herondale, for you cannot hide what is good about yourself, however har you try.”

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“We work through this together, remember? No shutting me out. No epic sulks.” “I was figuring I could sulk for Idris in the next…

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“Lex malla, lex nulla,” said Julian with a regretful wave of his hand. It was the Blackthorn family motto: A bad law is no…

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Maybe that was why she couldn't cry, she realized, staring dry-eyed at the ceiling. Because what was the point in crying when there was…

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I'm memorable, its true." -Magnus, pg.229-

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“There is more to living than not dying.”

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Unless there was a reason for me to stay.

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Love didn't make you weak, it made you stronger.

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“I wasn’t just worried about him; I was worried about you, too. There’s something so . . . reassuring about you. And Jace is…

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I firmly believe that you can't get a good movie without risking a bad movie.

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