Funny Quote by Cassandra Clare Download Open image ““You can't just call the Praetor. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.”” — Cassandra Clare ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humour Jordan kyle The mortal instruments
“So, Cormac, have you ever dealt with a PMSing werewolf?' No.' Well, it's a real bitch...” — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
“Now, they’re not taking the fact that she’s fingering you very seriously right now, and I told you it was because she was talking… — V.J. Chambers Copy Share Image
“So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe you were raised by wolves? Stop me when I’m warm.” - Shella” — Krista Alasti Copy Share
“Hot tip: If you’re a human having a fling with a werewolf, break it off. Now.” — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
“Werewolves shouldn’t be so damn hot. There was a rule against it, surely. If not, there sure as hell should be.” — Mina Carter Copy Share Image
“If you find yourself suddenly mated to a werewolf, whatever you do, don't panic. Simply turn to Jen for assistance and she will give… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Werewolf? Did he just say that? He did. Shit! Vampires exist and now Werewolves.” — Laurann Dohner Copy Share Image
“What's the point of having the biggest baddest werewolf as your body guard if you can't boss him around. Kinda takes the fun out… — DeAnna Kinney Copy Share Image
“So you believe in blood sucking fangers, but you don't believe in the existence of werewolves. What kind of narrow minded crap is that?” — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“Personally, that would strike me as kind of weird, except I’m talking to Frankenstein’s monster who was just dismantled by my werewolf boss before… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
Against his own will, almost, Will felt himself understanding; he would have done anything, he thought, told any lie, taken any risk, to make… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“So Jace is my actual family," Kit said. "But I can't go live with him, because him and his hot girlfriend are going off… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Clarissa," he said, "here with the vampire, I see. When things have settled a bit, we really must discuss you choice in pets.. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Must I go bound while you go free Must I love a manwho doesn't love me Must I be born with so little art… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you." "Who's Magnus?" Max inquired. "He's a warlock," said… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“they all have always loved you Will Herondale, for you cannot hide what is good about yourself, however har you try.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“We work through this together, remember? No shutting me out. No epic sulks.” “I was figuring I could sulk for Idris in the next… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Lex malla, lex nulla,” said Julian with a regretful wave of his hand. It was the Blackthorn family motto: A bad law is no… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Maybe that was why she couldn't cry, she realized, staring dry-eyed at the ceiling. Because what was the point in crying when there was… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
