Kylie Chan

“Disaster area. I've seen some messy offices, Leo, but his absolutely has to win first prize.”

— Kylie Chan

“What? Oh shit, my head. Can't you just leave me alone, woman? I'm dying here.”

— Kylie Chan

“Stop dithering and get in here, woman. I need you!”

— Kylie Chan

“You have thirty minutes. You do not have time for back rubs. Oh, next time remember to button your boxers, okay? The…

— Kylie Chan

“If I don't talk to him, he'll start contacting both of you telepathically and I know what a pain in the ass…

— Kylie Chan

“At the bottom of the Mariana Trench, where the water is freezing and dark, a great black Serpent sleeps in the mud.”

— Kylie Chan

“What the hell were you doing at the Hurrah? You won't find a date there, none of them are into chicks.”

— Kylie Chan

“The Serpent slides through the black icy water of the Antarctic, wreathed in permanent darkness. The Turtle hides from the weak Arctic…

— Kylie Chan

“The Serpent woke. It raised its head from the silky soft mud, then slithered forward, leaving an elegant trail. It threw itself…

— Kylie Chan

“The Turtle raises its head above the water and watches the glittering coloured lights beneath the blazing stars of the Northern Heavens,…

— Kylie Chan

“The water brightened. The Serpent drifted upwards. The sunlight made streaks of vivid blue in the water. The Serpent reached the surface…

— Kylie Chan

“The Serpent raises its head from the water and slides onto the ice, the stars blazing above in the night sky. The…

— Kylie Chan

“Nothing on the Mountain is ever as it seems.”

— Kylie Chan

“At only twenty-eight I felt no great rush to settle into anything boring.”

— Kylie Chan

“Oh, he thinks if he throws enough obnoxious sexist rubbish at me I'll call him out, and then I'm to blame for…

— Kylie Chan

“Love of my life, passion of my strawberry, butterfly of my...something or other, he won again.”

— Kylie Chan

“I'm not miserable. Right now, if I had the choice, I would not be anywhere else doing anything else. Here and now,…

— Kylie Chan

“The Turtle surged blindly through the thick water. Its shell scraped the ice with a vibration felt for miles. It searched through…

— Kylie Chan

“The Serpent takes its smallest form and drifts through an oil slick, choking on the filth in the water, suffocating on the…

— Kylie Chan

“The Serpent lies on the carpet, alone. The city lights shine through the windows. It raises its head and tastes things gone;…

— Kylie Chan

“The Serpent's eyes are glazed and cloudy; it cannot die from heat or thirst. Nobody has come in weeks, it is alone.…

— Kylie Chan

“The Serpent lies in the scalding cage; it wakes, rigid with pain. The King stands outside the bars, her face twisted with…

— Kylie Chan

“The Serpent sleeps buried in the silken mud at the bottom of the sea. The water is freezing and dark and suffocating.…

— Kylie Chan

“The Serpent lies in a cage of jade, the demons laugh and poke it. It does not cry. The Turtle lies on…

— Kylie Chan

“The Serpent stirred. Then it slept again. It whimpered in it's slumber. There was a call. A deep echoing call that made…

— Kylie Chan