Quote by Kylie Chan Download Open image ““Disaster area. I've seen some messy offices, Leo, but his absolutely has to win first prize.”” — Kylie Chan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash” — Hazel Blackthorn Copy Share Image
“I've come in like a hurricane and I can't seem to stop making a disaster in my way.” — Ashley Beale Copy Share Image
“It hung there, just waiting to explode, like a glass piñata. He was the prize inside.” — A.G. Riddle Copy Share Image
“Yes, indeed, I am the stuff, the prize property, the recaptured trophy he will put up on the mantelpiece, in a rage every time… — Kaimana Wolff Copy Share Image
“Sounds like a thankless job. Sometimes the most important ones are.” — Regina Jennings Copy Share Image
“Time and space falls away as he holds me in his gaze. The building could be on fire right now, alarms could be blaring-sprinklers… — Skyla Madi Copy Share Image
“The Mushrooms. He rubbed himself with them and then whamo! Grumpy glows. He wouldn't come anywhere near this place without his mushroom rubdown, and… — Shea Berkley Copy Share Image
“Everyone ... is scared and messy with a history of failures; it's just that only some of us show it on the outside too.” — Emily Colson Copy Share Image
“I asked what sort of 'trouble' we might expect. That he couldn't say; disasters always come out of the blue.” — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
“Day after day in the season of disaster, it can be hard to recognize a chance in fortune when it comes.” — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
“I fumbled around in the basement of my soul in search of the small, sensible fellow who often comes to the rescue during emergencies.… — Max Frei Copy Share Image
“The Serpent raises its head from the water and slides onto the ice, the stars blazing above in the night sky. The Turtle sinks… — Kylie Chan Copy Share Image
“The water brightened. The Serpent drifted upwards. The sunlight made streaks of vivid blue in the water. The Serpent reached the surface and lay,… — Kylie Chan Copy Share Image
“What? Oh shit, my head. Can't you just leave me alone, woman? I'm dying here.” — Kylie Chan Copy Share Image
“If I don't talk to him, he'll start contacting both of you telepathically and I know what a pain in the ass that is.” — Kylie Chan Copy Share Image
“At the bottom of the Mariana Trench, where the water is freezing and dark, a great black Serpent sleeps in the mud.” — Kylie Chan Copy Share Image
“The Serpent woke. It raised its head from the silky soft mud, then slithered forward, leaving an elegant trail. It threw itself up into… — Kylie Chan Copy Share Image
“What the hell were you doing at the Hurrah? You won't find a date there, none of them are into chicks.” — Kylie Chan Copy Share Image
“The Turtle raises its head above the water and watches the glittering coloured lights beneath the blazing stars of the Northern Heavens, wondering why… — Kylie Chan Copy Share Image
“Oh, he thinks if he throws enough obnoxious sexist rubbish at me I'll call him out, and then I'm to blame for all the… — Kylie Chan Copy Share Image
“The Serpent slides through the black icy water of the Antarctic, wreathed in permanent darkness. The Turtle hides from the weak Arctic sun beneath… — Kylie Chan Copy Share Image
“You have thirty minutes. You do not have time for back rubs. Oh, next time remember to button your boxers, okay? The servants would… — Kylie Chan Copy Share Image